In our last article we discussed the
5 Things Women Want In Bed But Will Never Tell You.
Today, Ellie Clayton discusses the 5 Sex Trends Women Could Really Do Without.
Using food in any sexy manner.
It just isn’t worth it. This may be acceptable for about 5 minutes at the very start of foreplay if a particularly yummy chocolate mousse induces the sexual tension. However, forcing food into any sexual scenario is always a recipe (get it?) for disaster. No matter what you do or what food you use the result will always be a sticky mess that inevitably I will have to clean up once it’s over. Sex is messy enough, why add syrup to the equation?
Sex positions that defy the natural orientation of your genitals.
These always look like they could be a bit of fun. You’ve browsed through Maxim or Men’s Health and notice a few seemingly ‘wilder’ positions that you’d like to take a shot at. But again, in reality these positions are very much unsexy. Hate to break it to you but I have no real desire for you to climb on top of me with your ass in my face and attempt some sort of overtly convoluted backwards thrust. Trying new positions can be fun, but let’s face it you aren’t a professional gymnast and neither am I.
Unsolicited butt action.
This is really a simple consent issue. Just because I am down for sex does not mean that all areas are open for business. I can guarantee the vast majority of women are not going to receive this as a welcome surprise. Just have a little chat about it first. The lines of communication should always be open where sex is concerned – that’s how you achieve top notch sex. In any case, doing something your partner has not previously agreed to is never okay.
Any kind of male costume.
Unless specifically asked, just leave the theatrical regalia up to us.
Attempting anything from Fifty Shades of Grey.
You aren’t Jamie Dornan and most women have realised by now that the relationship template set out in the film is abusive. If you want to get elaborate with S&M then do your research and approach it with and open mind and respect for boundaries.
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